Roses Are Dead

Darkly romantic tales for Valentine's Day!

Roses are red, 

Violets are blue, 

“You’ve driven me crazy” -

“You have too!”

Forget your chubby cupids, your red roses, and your gooey chocolates. This Valentine’s Day, dare to embrace something far more thrilling. Come with us as we descend into the depths and the madness of intoxicating, all-consuming love.

Be prepared for a different kind of Valentine's treat, as master storytellers Peter Chand and Kirsten Milliken return to Biggar Corn Exchange to share traditional tales from their respective Indian and Scottish cultures. Expect wild stories, frolicking wordplay, and outrageous confessions. Oh, and there’ll be prizes too!

What audiences say about Roses are Dead:

“So rich and so dark, what a delight! Reminding us of the crazy places that love can take us.”

“Wonderful - captivating, moving, surprising.”

Duration: 1 hour

Age suitability: Adults (14+)

Ready to experience love’s dark side? Book your ticket now!